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A singer who makes music that sounds like it was made in a bathroom with a broken toilet
My mom thinks he's the next big thing. She doesn't know what a toilet is.
He’s the only person who could make a saxophone sound like a dying cat.
I heard his song and immediately called my dad to ask if he was still alive.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A guy who thinks he's cool, but he just wears sweatpants everywhere and sings about feelings
He wore sweatpants to my wedding. I left early.
He sings about feelings like they’re a brand of cereal.
He’s the reason my dog now hates Mondays.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A musician who thinks he's the best, but he's just a guy who writes songs about heartbreak and wears too much eyeliner
He wears eyeliner like it's a religion.
He writes songs about heartbreak like it's his full-time job.
He’s the reason my sister now cries during the grocery store playlist.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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