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A wild need to chow down a Big Mac so fast it feels like your face is gonna explode. Eating too many makes your butt bigger than your brain.

I saw a Big Mac and I ran like I was being chased by a hungry bear.

My mom called me a fat pig because I ate three Big Macs in one day.

My friend said he’d rather die than stop eating Big Macs.

A crazy need to scarf down mac n’ cheese like it’s the last meal on Earth. You’ll probably end up with a belly like a pregnant cow.

I ate mac n’ cheese until my pants were too tight to fit.

My brother’s face looked like a cheese factory exploded in his mouth.

I ate mac n’ cheese so fast my dog ran away from me.

Getting a blow job while gobbling down a Big Mac like it’s your last meal. You’re probably gonna choke and die in a very undignified way.

I was eating a Big Mac and got a blow job at the same time. It was wild.

My date gave me a blow job while I ate a Big Mac. I didn’t know what to do.

I got a blow job and a Big Mac. It was like heaven on Earth.

The sickening feeling in your stomach after you stuff yourself with McDonald’s food. You feel like you just swallowed a whole restaurant.

After eating a Big Mac, I felt like I had a rock in my stomach.

I ate a Happy Meal and felt like I was going to burst.

I ate so much McDonald’s I felt like I had a burger inside my brain.

A bunch of guys coming up to you to talk trash and flex like they’re the kings of the world. They probably think they’re tough.

A group of guys came up to me and said I was weak. I said I was stronger than them.

Five guys came to me and said I was a wimp. I told them to shut up.

Three guys came up and said I was the weakest link. I proved them wrong.

A guy who thinks he’s hot stuff and is too dumb to realize he’s gay. He probably has a crush on a guy who eats a lot of fries.

My friend thinks he’s super cool but he’s actually gay and loves fries.

He said he’s straight but he’s clearly gay and likes the guy who works at McDonald’s.

He thinks he’s the best but he’s just a confused gay man who eats too much.

When your Apple Macintosh computer starts acting like it’s been hit by a brick. It probably hates you.

My Mac crashed and I had to restart it. It was like it hated me.

My Mac froze and I had to scream at it to wake up.

My Mac wouldn’t work and I threw it like it was my enemy.