mac-and-chose

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What your mom made when she ran out of cheese and dignity
My lunch was mac-and-chose. I cried.
Mom said it was gourmet. I said it was garbage.
The dog ate my mac-and-chose. I didn't care.
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The saddest version of mac-and-cheese that ever existed
My dinner was mac-and-chose. It looked like a crime scene.
My sister made mac-and-chose. I left the room.
I tried to eat mac-and-chose. It tasted like regret.
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The result of a cheese shortage and a bad mood
I had mac-and-chose for breakfast. It was a nightmare.
My brother made mac-and-chose. It was a war crime.
I ate mac-and-chose. I now hate life.
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When mac-and-cheese got kicked out of the house for being too basic
My mac-and-chose was the worst. It was a disgrace.
I had mac-and-chose for dinner. It was like a punishment.
My friend brought mac-and-chose. I laughed at it.
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The ghost of mac-and-cheese that haunts your fridge
My mac-and-chose came back to haunt me. I had to eat it.
I saw my mac-and-chose in the fridge. It looked at me.
My mac-and-chose was in the trash. I cried.
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