mac and cheesed

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Someone throwing you the trash from their plate while they keep the good stuff for themselves.
My mom gave me the soggy mac and cheese while she ate the crispy bits. Classic.
He passed me the crumbly mess and kept the golden chunks. What a cheapskate.
She gave me the saddest mac and cheese ever while she devoured the best part. Total garbage.
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A meal so good it makes your brain shut off and your mouth go crazy.
That mac and cheese was so good I forgot my name.
I ate it and my brain went to sleep.
I was so happy after that mac and cheese I started singing.
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The one food that beats everything else. Even God might be jealous of it. It will make you rich and happy. It will make you forget your ex. It’s the best thing ever.
Mac and cheese is the only thing that can beat my ex.
I would give up my job for mac and cheese.
That mac and cheese made me rich in happiness.
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What people in the north call ‘Kraft dinner’, it’s like mac and cheese, but with more shame.
My friend from the north said it’s called Kraft dinner. I asked why. He said it’s full of shame.
They call it Kraft dinner. It’s like mac and cheese for people who are too poor to be proud.
In the north, they call it Kraft dinner. It’s the saddest mac and cheese ever.
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A food you love when you’re a kid. It’s cheesy and makes you feel like a king.
I was a king when I ate mac and cheese as a kid.
That mac and cheese made me feel like a superhero.
I ate it and I felt like the richest kid in school.
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A secret code used by gamers to say they want five minutes of privacy to do something gross and private.
He typed ‘mac and cheesed’ in the chat. I knew he was going to masturbate.
They all said ‘mac and cheesed’ and vanished into the void.
She wrote ‘mac and cheesed’ and disappeared for five minutes.
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The food that God eats when he’s tired of being perfect. It’s cheesy and it’s divine.
God eats mac and cheese when he’s tired of being perfect.
It’s the only food that can beat heaven.
That mac and cheese was so good, even God would have a heart attack.
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