Mac and Cheese Slut

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A person who is absolutely dying for mac and cheese and will do anything to get it, even if it means crying in the middle of a grocery store.
I saw her in the dairy aisle sobbing over the mac and cheese aisle. It was like a war zone.
He ran into the restaurant like a maniac just to get mac and cheese. No shame.
She texted me at 2 a. m. ‘I need mac and cheese or I will die.’
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Someone who is so obsessed with mac and cheese they would fight you for the last piece, even if it’s just a tiny sliver.
They fought over a single serving of mac and cheese like it was the last meal on Earth.
He got into a full-blown argument with the cashier just to get extra cheese.
She took the last cup of mac and cheese and ran out of the store like it was a heist.
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A person who will go to any length to get mac and cheese, even if it means stealing it from someone else.
He stole mac and cheese from the lunch table and ran off like a thief in the night.
She took the last bowl from the fridge and left a note that said ‘You’re welcome.’
He snuck into the kitchen at midnight just to get more mac and cheese.
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