Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What my friends up north call, 'Kraft dinner,' which is basically the sh*t you eat when you're too broke to buy real food.

'I just ate mac and cheese for the third time this week. I'm gonna die of laziness.'

'My mom makes me eat mac and cheese every day. It's like a prison diet.'

'I live on mac and cheese and regret it every day.'

2

A secret signal in a group chat when your friends want to disappear for a few minutes to jerk off.

'Hey, I need to go hide in my room for a bit. Mac and cheese time.'

'Why is everyone leaving the chat? They're all going to jerk off.'

'I'm gonna go eat mac and cheese and jerk off. Back in 10.'

3

When ramen noodles and mac and cheese team up to ruin your college life and your stomach.

'I ate mac and cheese and ramen for three days straight. I'm gonna be sick.'

'My roommate lives on mac and cheese and ramen. I'm tired of it.'

'I'm gonna die from eating mac and cheese and ramen for a month.'

4

A sneaky trick used by a hot person to get you home late at night, usually involving a lot of sex and maybe a dog.

'She said she'd make me mac and cheese if I came home with her. I didn't expect the sex and the dog.'

'He promised me mac and cheese. I got sex and a dog instead.'

'I went home for mac and cheese. I ended up with sex and a dog.'

5

The sound a wet pussy makes when someone fingers it like it's the last meal on Earth.

'She sounded like a wet pussy getting fingered.'

'I heard that wet pussy sound again. It's annoying.'

'He fingered her like it was the last meal on Earth.'

6

A fancy word for sex that was accidentally made by someone who didn't know what they were talking about.

'I thought mac and cheese was a fancy word for sex. I was wrong.'

'She used mac and cheese as a fancy word for sex. I laughed.'

'He said mac and cheese was a fancy word for sex. I was confused.'

7

Cheap macaroni and cheddar melted together, which is basically the food of people who are sad and broke.

'I eat mac and cheese when I'm sad and broke.'

'That mac and cheese is the food of a depressed person.'

'I live on mac and cheese and feel like a depressed person.'