mac

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a flashy dude who thinks he's the king of the block and tries to flirt with girls like they're his last chance to look cool
Bro, you're just a mac trying to impress the barista again.
He's a mac, and he's still trying to get that girl to notice him.
That guy is a mac, and he's still wearing the same shirt from 2012.
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a tiny gun that goes boom boom in the 80s, used by miami's toughest guys who still think they're in the movies
That gun is a mac, and it's still going boom in the movies.
He brought a mac to the fight, and it was the only thing that made sense.
The guy in the movie had a mac, and it made him look cool.
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a long-ass coat that the British wear, and it's still around even though it's older than your grandpa
That guy is wearing a mac, and it's longer than his story about his ex.
She has a mac, and it's been around since before the computer was invented.
He's got a mac, and it's been there since before your mom had her first kid.
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when you hook up with someone, and you don't care if they're into you or not
He just mac'd with the barista, and he didn't even ask if she was free.
She mac'd with the guy in the car, and he didn't even know her name.
He mac'd with the girl in the store, and she didn't even look at him.
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a computer that makes you look fancy, but it's really just a stupid machine that costs way too much
That's a mac, and it's got more fancy looks than your mom's hair.
He bought a mac, and it's got more shine than his ego.
That's a mac, and it's got more shine than the guy who sells it.
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a computer that's overpriced and does barely anything, like it's the weakest link in the group
That's a mac, and it can't even run a simple game.
He bought a mac, and it can't even play solitaire.
That's a mac, and it can't even handle basic stuff.
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a computer that costs way more than it should, and it's still not that good
That's a mac, and it costs more than a car.
He bought a mac, and it's more expensive than his rent.
That's a mac, and it's costing him more than his monthly paycheck.
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