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A human who gets wasted on two paracetamols, two ibuprofen, and a mountain of cough syrup. They talk nonsense, use mini straighteners like they're styling a horse's mane, and think they're the bees' knees. They're not.
'I just took 10 paracetamols and now I'm a god.'
She texted me at 3 a. m. saying her eyelashes were 'fierce' and she was 'doing her thing.'
She tried to straighten her eyebrows and now they look like burnt toast.