Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only girl who makes your brain shut off and your pants tighten up

I saw Mabyn in the hallway and my brain instantly died.

Mabyn walked in and my pants were already doing the wave.

I tried to think about math, but Mabyn walked by and I forgot what 2 + 2 was.

2

the kind of girl who turns your heart into a blender and your thoughts into smoothies

My heart was a smoothie after seeing Mabyn at the coffee shop.

I tried to focus on my homework, but Mabyn walked in and my brain became a blender.

Mabyn said hi and my thoughts became a strawberry banana smoothie.

3

the only girl who can make your brain forget everything else

I was trying to remember my password, but Mabyn walked by and I forgot everything.

Mabyn looked at me and my brain went blank.

I was doing my best at math until Mabyn said hi and my brain went on vacation.

4

the kind of girl who could make your brain quit its job and go on vacation

Mabyn said hi and my brain quit its job and went to the beach.

I was trying to think straight, but Mabyn showed up and my brain went on strike.

I was about to finish my test when Mabyn walked in and my brain went on vacation.

5

the only girl who makes your brain say 'I give up' and your heart say 'I’m in love'

My brain said 'I give up' when I saw Mabyn.

Mabyn looked at me and my heart said 'I’m in love' while my brain said 'I give up'.

I tried to think about life, but Mabyn showed up and my brain quit and my heart fell in love.

6

the kind of girl who turns your brain into a chicken and your heart into a drumstick

I saw Mabyn and my brain turned into a chicken.

Mabyn said hello and my heart became a drumstick.

I was doing my best until Mabyn walked in and my brain became a chicken.