Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you spray bleach up your ass just because you feel like it and wherever you are

I was at the mall and I just went in the bathroom and sprayed my ass with bleach.

My mom caught me doing it in the middle of dinner.

I did it in my car during a red light and got pulled over.

2

When you randomly decide to make your ass look like a bleach commercial and you don’t care who sees it

I did it in the grocery store and the guy behind me said, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

I did it at school and my teacher gave me a detention.

I did it in my friend’s house and now they won’t let me sleep over.

3

When you take bleach and make your butt the main event no matter where you are or what time it is

I did it in the park while eating my lunch and got stares from everyone.

I did it on the bus and the driver yelled at me.

I did it in my bedroom at 2 a. m. and woke up my brother.

4

When you spray your ass with bleach just to be a pain in the ass wherever you go

I did it in the restaurant and my dad said, 'You are the worst.'

I did it on the airplane and the guy next to me said, 'What is your problem?'

I did it in the library and the librarian gave me a warning.

5

When you decide your ass is the new bleach ad and you don’t care if people judge you

I did it at the mall and everyone was laughing at me.

I did it during my mom’s Zoom meeting and she was embarrassed.

I did it at the gym and the guy at the treadmill said, 'What is your deal?'

6

When you spray your butt with bleach just to be a mess wherever you are and nobody can stop you

I did it in the car and my brother said, 'You are the messiest person ever.'

I did it in the kitchen and my mom said, 'You are not helping.'

I did it at school and my teacher said, 'You are impossible.'