Mabvuto

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Mabvuto is the funniest person who ever lived. He’s so funny you’ll laugh until you cry and then he’ll make you cry laughing.

Mabvuto told a joke about his ex and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He made a song about my mom and it was the worst and best thing I ever heard.

I asked him about his day and he said, 'I survived.' That was it.

Mabvuto is the guy who makes you feel like you’re the dumbest person in the room. But you still love him anyway.

He called my dog a 'fart with legs' and I still love him.

He said my hair looked like a raccoon fell in a trash can. I didn’t care.

He called my math teacher 'a sad version of a calculator.' That was legendary.

Mabvuto is the person who can talk about music like it's a religion and you'll believe him.

He told me he could sing and I believed him. I was wrong.

He said he could play every instrument and I believed him. He plays three.

He told me he could rap and I believed him. He raps about my bad decisions.

Mabvuto is the guy who’s so handsome and smart you’ll want to punch the guy who’s dating him.

He walked in and I wanted to punch my crush. He was better.

He got an A+ and I got a D. He didn’t even study.

He had a date and I was jealous. I didn’t even know he had a date.

Mabvuto is the guy who makes being your friend feel like winning the lottery and having a pizza party.

He’s my friend and I feel like I won the lottery. I also got free pizza.

He’s my friend and I get free snacks and cool jokes.

He’s my friend and I got a pizza party and a new nickname.

Mabvuto is the person who will be your dream man and your nightmare if you ever date him.

He’s my dream man. If I date him, I might get a headache and a new song.

He’s perfect. If I date him, I might get a song and a new headache.

He’s my dream man. If I date him, I’ll get a song and I might cry.