Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-smoked, half-dead cigarette that looks like it got run over by a donkey. It’s like a Marlboro butt that got slapped by a toddler.

I tried to smoke my mabutto, and it just sneezed smoke at me.

That mabutto was so short, it looked like it had a bad hair day.

My mabutto was so weak, it couldn’t even light up properly.

2

A cigarette that’s too tired to finish. It’s like a Marlboro that gave up halfway through the day.

I tried to finish my mabutto, but it just fell apart like a broken promise.

That mabutto was so sad, it cried ash.

I lit my mabutto, and it just looked at me like it had seen better days.

3

A cigarette that got kicked out of the smoking club. It’s like a Marlboro that failed the final exam.

My mabutto got kicked out of the smoke room for being too short.

That mabutto looked like it had been through a war.

I tried to puff on my mabutto, and it just sighed and fell over.

4

A cigarette that’s halfway dead. It’s like a Marlboro that got hit by a bus and only remembered half of it.

My mabutto was so dead, it didn’t even bother to smoke anymore.

That mabutto looked like it had been in a fight and lost.

I tried to smoke my mabutto, and it just stared at me like it was confused.

5

A cigarette that didn’t finish its job. It’s like a Marlboro that took a nap in the middle of smoking.

That mabutto was so sleepy, it just fell off the table.

I tried to puff on my mabutto, and it just yawned smoke.

My mabutto took a nap and forgot how to smoke.

6

A cigarette that got run over by a coffee cup. It’s like a Marlboro that got stepped on by a drunk person.

My mabutto got run over by a coffee cup and never recovered.

That mabutto looked like it had been in a crash.

I tried to light my mabutto, and it just looked at me like it had been through hell.