mabuti

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A Filipino word that means good, but also means you're about to get called a big fat liar if you say it too much.

My mom said I was mabuti. I know that means she's lying.

He called me mabuti in class. I know that means I failed.

My teacher said I was mabuti. I know that means I got a D.

A fancy way of saying you're claiming ownership of your lover’s butt, like it's your new pet.

I told my girlfriend I was mabuti. She said I was her new best friend and her butt’s new owner.

He called me mabuti after I kissed him. I said I was his new lover and his butt’s new boss.

She said I was mabuti. I said I was her new lover and her butt’s new slave.

A friend who's always horny and asks for dick pics and sex at random, like they're trying to get you arrested.

My friend called me and asked for a dick pic. I said I was busy. He said I was mabuti and that I owed him sex.

He asked me for a dick pic during lunch. I said no. He said I was mabuti and that I was a bad friend.

He asked me for a dick pic while I was taking a shower. I said no. He said I was mabuti and that I was a loser.