MaButch

I saw a MaButch at the gym and it was just two butts and nothing else.

My friend said they're a MaButch because they only wear pants and nothing else.

I asked my cousin if they're a MaButch and they said, 'Only butts, no arms, no legs, no face.'

My mom called me a MaButch because I only ate tacos and nothing else.

At school, the teacher said the new kid is a MaButch because he only has butts.

I DM'd my crush and they replied, 'You're a MaButch? Only butts? That's sad.'

My brother says he’s a MaButch because he doesn’t know what a head is.

At the party, the MaButch only danced with butts and nothing else.

I told my friend they're a MaButch and they said, 'I don’t even know what a head is.'

My MaButch friend only eats pizza and nothing else.

I saw a MaButch at the mall and it was just two butts walking.

My teacher said I'm a MaButch because I only talk about butts in class.

My MaButch cousin is too lazy to have a head.

The MaButch at the park only sat on butts and nothing else.

I called my friend a MaButch and they said, 'I’m too lazy to have a head.'

My MaButch friend doesn’t know what a face is.

At the movie, the MaButch only watched butts and nothing else.

I asked my MaButch if they know what a face is and they said, 'No, only butts.'