mabungo

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a black guy who fights like he’s been hit by a bus and still wants to punch you
My cousin is a mabungo. He got into a fight with 3 guys and won. Then he asked for seconds.
At the gym, the guy next to me said, ‘I’m a mabungo.’ I said, ‘You’re not. You just like protein powder.’
My teacher called me a mabungo because I kept talking during math. I said, ‘I’m not a warrior. I’m just tired of dividing by zero.’
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a man who fights like he’s been cursed by a witch and still won’t stop fighting
My uncle is a mabungo. He fought a guy in the street over a parking spot. Now he’s famous in our neighborhood.
My friend said, ‘I’m a mabungo.’ I said, ‘You’re not. You just got kicked out of the bar.’
My mom called me a mabungo because I didn’t do my homework. I said, ‘I’m not a warrior. I’m just tired of math.’
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a guy who fights like he’s been yelled at by his grandma and still wants to beat you up
My brother is a mabungo. He fought a guy in the mall over a soda. He won and took the guy’s soda.
My neighbor called me a mabungo. I said, ‘I’m not a warrior. I’m just tired of your loud music.’
My teacher said I’m a mabungo because I kept talking. I said, ‘I’m not a warrior. I’m just tired of your voice.’
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