mabuism

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Making kids think they're the next Einstein while you're just trying to get out of math class.
My teacher says I'm gonna be a genius. I don't even know what that means.
He told me I'd solve world hunger by age 10. I'm still waiting.
She says I'm gonna win the Nobel Prize. I flunked spelling.
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Telling kids they're gonna be super smart so they don't realize you're just fake.
My mom says I'm gonna be the smartest kid in the world. I barely passed science.
He said I'd be a genius by 12. I still can't do long division.
She told me I'd be famous. I got a D in history.
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Bringing the idea of being a young genius to life like it's a cursed version of TikTok fame.
My teacher said I'd be a genius. Now I have to do 50 math problems every day.
He told me I'd be the next Einstein. Now I get homework during lunch.
She said I'd be a genius. Now I have to do math in my sleep.
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When you trick kids into thinking they're smart so you don't have to do the work.
My teacher says I'm gonna be a genius. I just have to pass math.
He told me I'd be the smartest kid in school. I still can't do fractions.
She says I'm gonna be famous. I got a C in English.
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When you force the idea of being a young genius down kids' throats like it's a punishment.
My teacher says I'm gonna be a genius. I hate math now.
He told me I'd be the next Einstein. I'm crying in the hallway.
She said I'd be famous. I flunked spelling.
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Telling kids they're gonna be super smart so they don't notice you're the worst teacher ever.
My teacher says I'm gonna be a genius. I still can't do multiplication.
He told me I'd be the next Einstein. I got a D in science.
She said I'd be famous. I flunked history.
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