mabuhay

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Mabuhay is like the Filipino way of saying 'Welcome!' but with more attitude and less respect. It’s like being greeted by your uncle who just got out of jail and wants to brag about his cousin’s new car.
Mabuhay! (said by a guy who just got out of jail)
Mabuhay! (said by your uncle who thinks you're poor)
Mabuhay! (said by your neighbor who just got a new car)
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Mabuhay is basically the Filipino version of 'Live and let live!' but with more yelling and less patience. It's like when your friend tells you to live well, but they’re also screaming it at you.
Mabuhay! (shouted by your friend during a loud party)
Mabuhay! (said by your teacher who just yelled at you)
Mabuhay! (yelled by your mom after she yelled at your brother)
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Mabuhay is like the Filipino way of saying 'Long live!' but with more drama and less sense. It's like when your cousin says it at a wedding, but they’re also crying because they got fired.
Mabuhay! (said by your cousin at a wedding, while crying)
Mabuhay! (said by your neighbor who got fired)
Mabuhay! (said by your friend who just lost their job)
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Mabuhay Squad is like the Filipino fan club for Mikey Bustos, but with more energy and less sleep. They're like the people who wake up at 3 a. m. just to comment on his videos.
Mabuhay Squad! (said by a fan who woke up at 3 a. m.)
Mabuhay Squad! (said by your friend who’s obsessed with Mikey)
Mabuhay Squad! (said by a person who watched all of Mikey’s videos)
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Mabuhay is like the Filipino way of saying 'Live great!' but with more lies and less truth. It's like when people say they're not rich, but their house is literally a mansion.
Mabuhay! (said by someone who lives in a mansion)
Mabuhay! (said by a person who says they're not rich but has a 109938 dollar house)
Mabuhay! (said by someone who says no one loves them but has 20 people waiting at the back door)
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