mabstol

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When your pubes grow so long they look like they’re trying to take over your whole body and your penis is just there for the ride.

My pubes are longer than my penis. I think I’m winning the war.

I woke up and my pubes were longer than my arms. What even is life?

My pubes are longer than my penis and I’m not even mad. I’m just proud.

Your pubes are so long they could be a new type of torture for your enemies.

My pubes are so long they’re a threat to national security.

If my pubes were a weapon, I’d conquer the world.

My pubes are longer than my penis and I’m not even trying anymore.

Your pubes have grown so long they’ve taken over your life and your penis is just a side character.

My pubes are so long I could start a band with them.

I look in the mirror and my pubes are longer than my penis. I’m a legend.

My pubes are longer than my penis and I’m not even ashamed. I’m just cool.