mabSTAR

My mom is a mabSTAR. She cusses like a sailor and still looks like a goddess.

That girl in math class is a mabSTAR. She failed the test and still stole my lunch.

My dog is a mabSTAR. He poops in the house and still gets treats.

My sister is a mabSTAR. She wears glitter and still cusses me out.

That guy at the burger place is a mabSTAR. He spilled ketchup on my shirt and still smiled.

My neighbor is a mabSTAR. She yells at the mailman and still paints her nails.

My teacher is a mabSTAR. She eats pizza during lunch and still gives me detention.

My cousin is a mabSTAR. She smells like pizza and still fights with my brother.

My dad is a mabSTAR. He smells like pizza and still yells at the TV.

My friend is a mabSTAR. She cusses like a sailor and still helps me with my homework.

That girl in my class is a mabSTAR. She cusses me out and still shares her snacks.

My grandma is a mabSTAR. She cusses at the cat and still bakes the best cookies.

My mom is a mabSTAR. She acts like a unicorn and still yells at me for my grades.

That girl in the hallway is a mabSTAR. She looks like a unicorn and still cusses me out.

My dog is a mabSTAR. He looks like a unicorn and still poops on the floor.