mabrisa

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A self-absorbed whore who thinks the whole world revolves around her tiny brain. She’s so annoying, even the trash can gets mad at her.

'Mabrisa didn't even notice the fire alarm went off. She was too busy applying five kinds of glitter.'

'She said the sun was blocking her view. I said the sun was blocking my view too, but I was just being polite.'

'She walked into the bathroom and brought the whole mirror with her.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A walking beauty disaster who thinks she’s the only one who needs makeup. She’s got more beauty products than a beauty store has customers.

'Mabrisa used three different mascaras and still managed to look like a raccoon.'

'She put on ten layers of foundation and still thought her face was too plain.'

'She brought her own beauty kit to the grocery store. The clerk asked if she was going to a party.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A selfish, loud, makeup-obsessed freak who doesn’t care if the whole world hates her. She’s got the beauty product count of a thousand beauty influencers combined.

'Mabrisa walked in and the whole room went silent. Not because she was pretty, but because she was loud.'

'She put on so much blusher, her cheeks looked like they had a whole buffet on them.'

'She tried to make her eyelashes look like they were from a cartoon. They looked like they were from a horror movie.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago