Mabrick

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Mabrick is a loud, grumpy husky who everyone hates. She screams at Darren the Dick every day and cries about her sad life. Her friend Alex is the only one who puts up with her nonsense.
Mabrick: 'Why is Darren the Dick still alive?!' Alex: 'Because you let him be.'
Mabrick texts Alex: 'I'm going to kill Darren the Dick today.' Alex replies: 'Again?'
Mabrick yells at Sleepy: 'You're the worst! Why do you hate me? I don't even know!'
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Mabrick is a messy, angry dog who thinks she's the best. She hates Darren the Dick with a burning passion and needs Alex to keep her from going insane.
Mabrick: 'Darren the Dick is the worst human ever!' Alex: 'You've said that five times today.'
Mabrick texts Sleepy: 'Why do you hate me? I did nothing to you!' Sleepy: 'You're a mess.'
Mabrick screams at the wall: 'I'm going to kill Darren the Dick! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him!'
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Mabrick is a grumpy, sad dog who everyone thinks is a total waste of space. She fights with Darren the Dick all the time and relies on Alex to stay sane.
Mabrick texts Alex: 'Darren the Dick is the worst. He doesn't even know what love is.' Alex: 'I know. I've been through it.'
Mabrick yells at Sleepy: 'You're the worst! I'm the worst! Everyone is the worst!'
Mabrick: 'Why is Darren the Dick still alive?!' Alex: 'Because you're too lazy to kill him.'
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