Mabrey

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A fancy way to say poop and everything that comes with it. Like when you’re stuck in the toilet and you’re like ‘this is the worst’.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but really I just wanted to avoid Mabrey.

My dog eats Mabrey and then eats my shoes. It’s a cycle.

My brother says Mabrey is a lifestyle. I say it’s a curse.

A lazy dragon who only wakes up when the sun is out and she needs more flowers for her head. She rules the animals like they’re her little pets.

Mabrey didn’t even blink when the raccoons stole her crown. She just went back to sleep.

The animals would follow her anywhere. Even if she just wanted to nap.

She’s not a dragon. She’s a diva.

The most amazing human being who makes your life better just by being in it. Like the best friend you never knew you needed.

Mabrey is the only reason I passed math. She gave me answers and a snack.

She’s like a superhero, but with better hair.

I would do anything for Mabrey. Even eat her poop.