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when you yell nonsense like a mad animal in a burning truck
I just saw a guy drop his phone in the toilet and screamed 'AH FUCK' so loud I think he broke his vocal cords
My dog ran out of the house like a lunatic and I yelled 'ALALALALLAL' at him like he was my enemy
My mom told me I failed math and I said 'SHEIT' so hard I think my brain exploded
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when you scream random stuff like you're being tortured by a group of angry raccoons
My friend ate a whole pizza and screamed 'AH FUCK' like he just got stabbed
I heard a loud noise and screamed 'ALALALALLAL' because I thought my neighbor was trying to kill me
My teacher gave me a zero and I yelled 'SHEIT' so loud the ceiling cracked
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when you shout silly things like you’re having a meltdown in a public bathroom
My brother fell off his bike and yelled 'AH FUCK' like he was being chased by a dragon
I spilled my coffee on my shirt and screamed 'ALALALALLAL' like it was the end of the world
I got a bad grade and said 'SHEIT' so hard I think my nose turned red
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when you make noise like a broken goat who just saw a ghost
My friend saw a spider and yelled 'AH FUCK' like it was going to eat him
I dropped my phone in the toilet and screamed 'ALALALALLAL' like it was the worst thing ever
My dog ran into the wall and I said 'SHEIT' like I was fighting a monster
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when you shout random stuff like you're being attacked by a gang of flaming parrots
I spilled my drink and screamed 'AH FUCK' like I was dying
I saw my crush and yelled 'ALALALALLAL' like I was going to explode
I failed my test and said 'SHEIT' so loud my neighbor called the police
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when you yell like you're being hit by a truck full of screaming monkeys
My dog ate my homework and I screamed 'AH FUCK' like it was the end of the world
I heard a loud boom and yelled 'ALALALALLAL' like I was in a war
I got yelled at by my mom and said 'SHEIT' so hard my brother laughed for five minutes
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