maboonie

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A person you call Maboonie because you're too lazy to think of a real name and also too dumb to realize it sounds like 'maboonie,' which is a stupid word.

'Maboonie, why did you eat my pizza?'

'Maboonie, I'm gonna kill you if you don't text me back.'

'Maboonie, I swear if you leave me again, I'll throw your old phone out the window.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A nickname for your significant other that you use because you think it's cute, but everyone else thinks you're a moron.

'Maboonie, I'm gonna marry you even though you're a moron.'

'Maboonie, you're the best even though you're a mess.'

'Maboonie, I don't care if you're late, I still love you.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The person you call Maboonie because you're too high to think straight and also too lazy to use a real name.

'Maboonie, I just smoked three blunts and I still love you.'

'Maboonie, I'm gonna fail my math test because of you.'

'Maboonie, I'm gonna die if you don't text me now.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A nickname you use for your significant other because you think it sounds cool, but it’s actually just a stupid word you made up.

'Maboonie, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't come home soon.'

'Maboonie, I just got promoted and it's all because of you.'

'Maboonie, I love you even though you're a complete disaster.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The person you call Maboonie because you're too dumb to think of a real name and also too lazy to use it.

'Maboonie, I just broke my phone and I'm blaming you.'

'Maboonie, I'm gonna fail my test if you don't help me.'

'Maboonie, I love you even though you're a total idiot.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago