Maboobs

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Big, bouncy lumps that hang off a guy like he’s wearing meat sandwiches. They’re loud, messy, and always seem to show up when you least expect it. They don’t care about your feelings or your shirt.
My uncle’s maboobs are so big, they tried to take over my aunt’s job.
He walked into the room, and the maboobs said hello before he did.
That man’s maboobs are louder than his voice.
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Man boobs are like the fat cousins of the gym bros. They’re always there, always eating, and they never shut up. They’re like a second personality that just wants to be noticed.
His maboobs have their own Instagram page.
He tried to do push-ups, but his maboobs just laughed at him.
I asked him how he felt, and his maboobs answered for him.
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