maboneh

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Maboneh is a total legend. She’s super smart, good at sports, and looks like a dark-haired goddess. She’s a bit of a perfectionist and acts like she’s the only one who knows the secret to life. But deep down, she’s just a weirdo who loves her friends and gets paranoid when no one texts her back.

Maboneh texted me: 'I got an A+ and you got a C- and I know you were cheating.'

She DM'd me: 'I saw you looking at my test and now I'm gonna fail you.'

She said, 'I'm not paranoid, I'm just prepared.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Maboneh is the kind of person who thinks she’s the best at everything. She’s got dark hair, she’s smart, and she plays sports like it’s a real job. She’s weird, she’s a bit of a drama queen, and she’ll follow you around like a lost puppy just to make sure you’re not talking about her.

She sent me a voice note: 'You know I heard you talking about me, right?'

She texted me: 'I got a perfect score, you got a D, and now you're mad at me.'

She said, 'I'm not weird, I'm just unique.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Maboneh is like a boss. She’s got brains, she’s got skills, and she’s got that dark hair that looks like it was dyed by a wizard. She’s weird, she’s a bit of a control freak, and she’ll be your best friend one minute and hate you the next. But you’ll never feel awkward around her.

She said, 'I'm not a control freak, I'm just a perfectionist.'

She texted me: 'You failed my test and now I’m failing you.'

She sent me a picture of her with a caption: 'I'm not weird, I'm just fabulous.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago