maboko

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Mabokos are the quietest bitches in the world until they drop some sick ass advice and blow your mind like a firework show

I was just a regular guy until I met my maboko. Now I’m living my best life and he’s still acting like he’s the cool one.

My maboko told me to drop out of school and start a band. I did. Now I’m rich and he’s still confused.

My maboko said I was gonna fail my test. I failed. He said he knew all along. I’m still mad.

A maboko is the kind of person who looks like they’re about to fall asleep but will still beat you in a rap battle

My maboko sat next to me in class. He looked like a zombie. Then he kicked my ass in a rap battle. I still can’t believe it.

I asked my maboko for help with math. He gave me a math problem and said, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t solve this.'

My maboko said he was gonna be rich one day. He’s rich now. I’m still broke.

Mabokos are like the best friends you never knew you needed, and they will probably ruin your life with their wild ideas

My maboko said I should start a food truck. I did. It failed. But I still love him.

I followed my maboko’s advice and started a YouTube channel. Now I have 10 million followers and he’s still bragging about it.

My maboko said I should run for president. I did. I lost. He said it was a setup.