Mabodi

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A holy mess where you only stuff your body with what you want, no matter how bad it tastes.

I skipped breakfast because I didn't feel like eating anything that wasn't a bag of chips and a soda.

My mom called me a disgrace for eating pizza for dinner and breakfast.

I told my teacher I was fasting, but I was just avoiding salad.

A sacred right to eat whatever you want, even if it makes you look like a human trash can.

I ate three donuts and a whole bag of candy before my math test. I failed. It was worth it.

My dad said I was being disrespectful to my body for eating pizza and ice cream at the same time.

I told my doctor I was on a diet. He looked at me like I was lying.

A holy war between your brain and your stomach, where your brain loses every time.

I promised myself I'd only eat one burger. I ate four. My brain cried.

My friend said she was trying to be healthy. She then ordered a sundae and a milkshake.

I told my mom I was eating healthy. I then ate a whole cake.

A spiritual practice where you eat so much, you might explode, and it's completely acceptable.

I ate so much pizza I felt like I was going to burst. I didn't care.

My brother said he was doing a cleanse. He then ate a whole bag of chips.

I told my teacher I was on a diet. I then ate a whole cake.

A holy habit of stuffing your face with anything that sounds good, no matter how bad it is for you.

I ate a whole pie for breakfast because it sounded good. My brain was confused.

My friend said she was going to eat healthy. She then ordered a burger and fries.

I told my mom I was being good. I then ate a whole bag of candy.

A sacred ritual of eating so much, you might get diabetes, and you don’t care.

I ate so much cake I felt like I was going to get diabetes. I didn’t care.

My friend said she was trying to be healthy. She then ate a whole bag of chips.

I told my teacher I was on a diet. I then ate a whole pizza.