mabober

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A mabober is a thing, stuff, or object that’s so basic it makes your brain hurt.
'What is that?' 'A mabober.' 'I knew that.'
'That box is a mabober.' 'So is your brain.'
'A mabober is just a thing.' 'And you’re a mess.'
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A mabober is anything you can’t remember the name of, like your ex’s cousin’s pet rat.
'What was that thing?' 'A mabober.' 'I still don’t know what that was.'
'What is this?' 'A mabober.' 'I hate you.'
'That shape is a mabober.' 'And I hate it more.'
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A mabober is a substitute for something you don’t know the name of, like a dog in a chicken suit.
'What is that?' 'A mabober.' 'It looks like a chicken.'
'That thing is a mabober.' 'So is your life.'
'That’s a mabober.' 'And I’m tired of it.'
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A mabober is a mabober. It’s like saying a fart is a fart, but with more existential dread.
'What is that?' 'A mabober.' 'A mabober is a mabober.'
'That’s a mabober.' 'And so is your brain.'
'A mabober is a mabober.' 'I hate this.'
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A mabober is a person, place, or thing. It’s like a magical name for everything, even your mom’s hair.
'What is that?' 'A mabober.' 'It looks like your mom’s hair.'
'That is a mabober.' 'So is your life.'
'A mabober is everything.' 'Including your problems.'
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A mabober is a tiny path between cars, like a little street for people who can’t park properly.
'That lane is a mabober.' 'So is your parking.'
'What is that path?' 'A mabober.' 'It’s tiny.'
'That is a mabober.' 'So is your brain.'
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A mabober is someone who’s still good at Fortnite, hasn’t fallen off, and is also hot. Like a god in a skin.
'That person is a mabober.' 'They are hot.'
'That girl is a mabober.' 'She is also cool.'
'He’s a mabober.' 'He’s still good at Fortnite.'
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