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a boo who thinks she’s a queen and needs a bodyguard just to walk to the shop
Mabli asked for a bodyguard because she saw a pigeon
She sent a DM saying ‘I need a bodyguard or I’ll die’
Mabli called the police because a man said ‘hello’
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a slag who thinks she invented the word ‘slag’ and everyone else is just copying her
Mabli told her friend she was ‘the original’ and ‘everyone else is fake’
She posted a tweet saying ‘slag is my middle name’
Mabli sent a text saying ‘you’re just a copycat’
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a Welsh girl who’s so drunk she thinks the floor is a trampoline
Mabli tried to dance on the floor and fell over
She said ‘I’m not drunk, I’m just on holiday’
Mabli walked into a wall and said ‘that was a surprise’