mabitsela

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Mabitselas are the kings of the Earth. They are hot, smart, and they know everything. You would do anything for them even if they asked for your firstborn.

My cousin tried to flirt with a mabitsela and now he's stuck in a traffic jam with a goat.

I asked my mabitsela for a 10/10 life and he gave me a 10/10 life but also a 10/10 headache.

My neighbor's mabitsela asked for a pizza and now I have to deliver it to the moon.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Mabitselas are the real deal. They are gods in human form and if you're lucky enough to find one single, you would move mountains just to be with them.

I saw my mabitsela in the mall and I ran after him like he was a free pizza.

My mabitsela said he would give me 10/10 grades if I kissed him on the forehead.

I tried to ignore my mabitsela for a week and now I have a 10/10 headache and a 10/10 crush.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Mabitselas are the best people on Earth. They are rich, smart, and hot. If you're lucky enough to find one, you would do anything just to be with them.

My mabitsela asked me to clean his room and now I have a 10/10 life and a 10/10 headache.

I followed my mabitsela to the mall and now I have a 10/10 life and a 10/10 crush.

My mabitsela asked me to do his homework and now I have a 10/10 life and a 10/10 brain.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Mabitselas are the best of the best. They are smart, hot, and they know everything. If you're lucky enough to find one single, you would move mountains just to be with them.

I asked my mabitsela for a 10/10 life and now I have a 10/10 headache and a 10/10 crush.

My mabitsela asked me to clean his room and now I have a 10/10 life and a 10/10 brain.

I followed my mabitsela to the mall and now I have a 10/10 life and a 10/10 crush.

by Slangipedia 6h ago