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The pastor yelled, 'You're baptized in pen ink!' and drenched him like a soggy pizza.

He was so baptized, he could write sins on his forehead.

He got so drenched, his mom had to send him to school with a towel and a curse.

He cried so hard after the pen ink baptism, his tears looked like black ink.

He was so sad, he wrote 'I hate pen ink' on his face with a pen.

He got so baptized, his sneakers were dripping like a leaky faucet.

He screamed like a banshee when the pen ink hit him.

He ran out of the church like his pants were on fire.

He wrote 'I'm doomed' on the wall with his fingers after the baptism.