mabintyish

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when you're so rude it's like you're shouting at a toddler and you're the one who tripped

You just called my mom a cheese sandwich and then said you were tired.

I told you I was going to the store and you said, 'Whatever, I'm going to sleep with my dog.'

You said my haircut looked like a raccoon and then said you were just being honest.

when you're the rudest person ever and you think it's totally fine

You yelled at the cashier and then said, 'I'm just having a bad day.'

You said my essay was 'the worst thing I've ever read' and then said you were just being fair.

You called my brother a pizza and then said you were just being creative.

when you're the rudest person in the room and you still blame the room for it

You said my song was 'the worst thing since sliced bread' and then said the room was too loud.

You called my teacher a jelly donut and said the class was too boring.

You told my friend he looked like a sock and said the lighting was bad.

when you're so rude it's like you're the human version of a broken blender

You said my math test was 'the worst I've ever seen' and then said you were just being realistic.

You called my lunch 'a science experiment' and then said you were just being helpful.

You said my dog looked like a potato and then said you were just being kind.

when you're the rudest person alive and you think you're the most polite

You said my shirt looked like a clown and then said you were being nice.

You called my science project 'the worst thing since the invention of the microwave' and then said you were just being friendly.

You said my mom looked like a sock and then said you were being polite.