mabinta

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The most stunning, hilarious, and flawless girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She’s got a body that makes guys weep and a face that could make a saint blush. You’d be damn lucky to be her friend, or her ex.
When I saw Mabinta at the mall, I almost peed my pants. I had to go to the bathroom to hide my embarrassment.
My friend texted me: 'She’s so hot, I want to marry her. But I also want to punch her.'
At the party, Mabinta walked in, and the whole room went silent. Then she laughed, and everyone started laughing too.
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A girl so pretty, smart, and hilarious, she’s like the whole universe wrapped in a dress. You’d be a fool not to be her friend, or her boyfriend.
My cousin said, 'I’d die for Mabinta. I’d even die in her place.'
I texted Mabinta: 'You’re so beautiful, I think I’m gonna cry.' She replied: 'I’m gonna cry too, because you’re so ugly.'
At school, the teacher said, 'Mabinta is the best student, the best friend, and the best jokester.'
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The most amazing, beautiful, and laugh-out-loud funny girl in the whole world. She’s got a body like a goddess, a face that could make anyone fall in love, and a personality that could make even the most boring guy interesting. You’d be lucky to be her friend, or her backup boyfriend.
I told Mabinta I was going to the movies. She said, 'Don’t forget me, or I’ll come and haunt you.'
My friend said, 'I would do anything for Mabinta. Even eat a whole pizza by myself.'
At the concert, Mabinta started singing along, and the crowd went wild. I swear, even the security guards were laughing.
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