Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're so wasted you could sleep through a war

I drank 12 beers and now I'm MABIDONG

He ate three pizzas and called me at 2 AM, he was MABIDONG

She tried to text me while crying and laughing, she was MABIDONG

2

you’re so messed up you think your mom is a rockstar

I saw my dad singing to a cat, he was MABIDONG

She texted me 'I love you' 10 times, she was MABIDONG

He tried to dance in a coffee shop, he was MABIDONG

3

you’re so trashed you could knock down a wall

I drank 4 shots and tried to kiss my brother, I was MABIDONG

She ate a whole cake and cried, she was MABIDONG

He yelled at a traffic light, he was MABIDONG

4

you're so wasted you think your shoes are talking to you

I tried to walk but fell, I was MABIDONG

He told his dog he was the president, he was MABIDONG

She said her socks were fighting, she was MABIDONG

5

you're so drunk you could fight a dragon

I tried to text my mom and cursed her, I was MABIDONG

He took off his pants in class, he was MABIDONG

She screamed at a chicken, she was MABIDONG