mabia

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the huge flappy things hanging down from a fat guy's crotch that block everything and make you wonder why he even bothered to show up

My uncle’s mabia is so big, I thought he was wearing a tent.

He walked in and I was like, 'Is that a man or a meatball?'

His mabia is so thick, I can’t even see his nuts.

the weird smell in your head when you think you might have gotten some action because your sheets or your shirt smells like a sewer

I woke up and my shirt smelled like my aunt’s sock. I think I got laid.

My pillow reeks like a public bathroom. I must have had a good time last night.

I smelled like a vag and I didn’t even do anything.