mabger

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A name so hot it makes your brain shut down and your pants get loose
My name is Mabger and I just made your mom cry
Bro I'm Mabger and I'm coming for your cock
If you're not Mabger, you're just a sad man with no life
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A name so good it should be illegal and your tongue should thank you
I'm Mabger and I just gave your ex a heart attack
Mabger is my name and I'm here to steal your pants
If you don't know who Mabger is, you're a lost cause
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A name so smooth it should be on a billboard and your cock should be jealous
Mabger is my name and I just made your dad pass out
Don't mess with Mabger, he's got a cock and a plan
I'm Mabger and I just ruined your life
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