mabey baby

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the most irritating baby voice that makes your ears bleed and your soul cry.

My cousin is a mabey baby. She cries at the sound of a vacuum.

My boss is a mabey baby. He yells at the coffee machine.

My neighbor is a mabey baby. He whines at 3 a. m.

a baby who screams so loud it feels like your brain is being microwaved.

My niece is a mabey baby. She screams when the sun comes up.

My dog is a mabey baby. He barks at the mailman like it's a war.

My little brother is a mabey baby. He cries when I take his snack.

a human baby with the voice of a thousand screaming demons.

My baby sister is a mabey baby. She screams when she sees my face.

My friend's kid is a mabey baby. He screams at the TV like it wronged him.

My brother's kid is a mabey baby. He screams when he can't have ice cream.