Mabetch

You call your crush a mabetch because they spilled their coffee on your shirt

Your friend says you’re a mabetch for eating the last slice of pizza

You text your ex: ‘You’re a mabetch for breaking my heart’

Your teacher calls you a mabetch for not doing your homework

You yell ‘mabetch’ at your brother for stealing your snacks

Your mom says you’re a mabetch for staying up till 3 a. m.

You call your crush a mabetch because they didn’t text you back

You say your little sister is a mabetch for crying

You tell your friend they’re a mabetch for losing the game

You call your dad a mabetch for wearing pajamas to work

Your friend says your dog is a mabetch for peeing on the carpet

You tell your teacher you’re a mabetch for getting a D on the test

You scream ‘mabetch’ at your brother for getting a bad grade

Your friend yells ‘mabetch’ at you for forgetting their birthday

You shout ‘mabetch’ at your crush for ignoring you