mabes

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 3h ago · 7 definitions

1
A weak excuse for not knowing the answer. Only used when you're too lazy to think.
Q: Are you coming to the party? A: Mabes.
Q: Do you want to do the math test? A: Mabes.
Q: Will you stop talking? A: Mabes.
2
A word people use when they're too busy being cool to answer properly.
Hey man, are you going to the game? Mabes.
Dude, you’re just going to skip the test? Mabes.
Bro, are you going to eat that pizza? Mabes.
3
A word that sounds like maybe but acts like a dirty word in a bad movie.
Mabes, I might fail this class.
Mabes, I'll try to do my homework.
Mabes, I'll come to the concert.
4
A word that means no, but people use it to be annoying and make everything confusing.
Are you going to the store? Mabes.
Do you want to eat? Mabes.
Will you shut up? Mabes.
5
She is the best friend you ever had. She’s smart, loyal, and can keep secrets better than a thief in a bank. She’s got a brain for science but can’t count to ten without crying.
Mabel, you’re the best friend ever.
Mabel, I’m going to tell you my biggest secret.
Mabel, I failed math again.
6
Getting completely destroyed. It starts slow like you're not even paying attention, and then all of a sudden you're on the floor with no idea what hit you.
He got mabes'd by the math test.
She got mabes'd by the teacher.
He got mabes'd by the basketball team.
7
A mabe is like a babe, but for guys. A babe is a hot girl. A mabe is a hot guy. That’s it. End of story.
He’s a mabe.
She’s a babe.
He’s the mabe of the class.
xs