Maber Shuffle

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When you play poker and it feels like the dealer is trying to cheat you by giving you the same crummy cards again, like they're trying to make you lose on purpose.
I got the same two cards again. This dealer is out to get me.
Same hand again. I swear this is rigged.
I got the same cards. I'm gonna kick the dealer's ass.
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It's when you play poker and the cards you got last time come back like they're trying to make you look like a total fool.
Same cards again. I look like a dummy.
I got my old hand again. I'm gonna cry.
Same cards. I feel like I'm being mocked.
3
When you're playing poker and the cards you had before are back, like the universe is trying to give you the worst possible hand.
Same cards again. The universe is against me.
I got the same cards. I'm gonna lose again.
Same hand again. I'm doomed.
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When you're playing poker and it feels like the dealer is giving you the same old trash cards, like they're trying to make you lose on purpose.
Same cards again. This dealer is trash.
Same hand again. I hate this dealer.
I got the same cards. This dealer is trying to kill me.
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When you're playing poker and the cards you had before are back like you're stuck with the same stupid hand, and it's not fair.
Same cards again. This isn't fair.
I got the same hand again. I'm stuck with this.
Same cards again. I'm not having it.
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