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When you play poker and get the same cruddy cards again, like you were stuck with the same garbage from last time, or they just showed up on the table like they were waiting for you.
I got the same two cruddy cards again, like the universe was giving me the finger.
Man, I got the same cards from last hand, and the community cards just mocked me.
Same old cards, same old trash. This is the worst poker game ever.
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A guy who tries to sneak his hand under your pants on the first date, or a man who has boobs like a woman and probably thinks he’s still a man.
He tried to grab my pants on our first date, like he was trying to steal my lunch money.
That guy has boobs like a woman and still thinks he’s a man. What even is he?
He came on to me like he was trying to get into my pants, and I was like, 'You’re not even a real man.'
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