Mabely

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She’s the only person who would save you from a burning building just to laugh at your math test score. She’s your best friend, your therapist, your escape plan, and your personal vault for all your dumb secrets. She’s also the only one who can outsmart you in science, even if she can’t count to ten.
Mabely is the only one who would stay up with me at 2 a. m. to help me write a poem about my dog’s bad hair day.
She told my mom my math test was fake, and my mom believed her.
She’s the only one who knows my middle name and my deepest fear: failing a science test.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Getting Mabely’d is like being thrown into a deep fryer while your life slowly burns down. You think you’re safe, then all of a sudden, BOOM, you’re the laughingstock of the office and your ex is back in your life.
I got Mabely’d when my boss announced my math test was the new company slogan.
My crush asked me out, and I got Mabely’d right in front of everyone.
I got Mabely’d when I tried to explain my science project to my grandma.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mabe is to a man what Babe is to a woman, except Mabe has a temper, a bad sense of direction, and an obsession with proving that men are better at science.
My dad said I was a Mabe, and now I have to prove it to my whole family.
My brother called me a Mabe, and I started a science war.
My uncle said I was a Mabe, and now I have to beat him in a science quiz.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mabely is like maybe, but with more drama and less patience. It’s what you say when you’re too lazy to think but still want to sound smart.
I said, 'Mabely, I’ll do it later.'
He asked, 'Are you coming?' I said, 'Mabely.'
She asked if I wanted to go, and I said, 'Mabely, I don’t know.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mabely is when you’re too tired to answer a question, but you still want to look cool. It’s like maybe, but with more attitude and less effort.
She asked, 'Are you coming?' I said, 'Mabely.'
He asked, 'Do you want coffee?' I said, 'Mabely.'
He asked, 'Are you ready?' I said, 'Mabely.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mabely is like maybe, but it’s more casual and less annoying. It’s for people who don’t want to think, but still want to sound like they do.
He asked, 'Do you like pizza?' I said, 'Mabely.'
She asked, 'Are you coming?' I said, 'Mabely.'
He asked, 'Do you want to go?' I said, 'Mabely.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mabely is a mad bet, like you’re betting your life on something and you’re not even sure what you’re doing.
I made a Mabely with my friend that I’d beat him in a science test.
I made a Mabely with my mom that I’d finish my math homework.
I made a Mabely with my dog that I’d get a better grade.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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