mabelswine

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Painting a pig and calling it a unicorn. Making a mess look fancy just to rip you off.

I paid $500 for a pearl necklace that looked like it came out of a garbage can.

My grandma’s pearls look like they were stolen from a landfill.

That ‘luxury’ strand was just a bunch of rocks strung together with hope.

Putting lipstick on a pig and then making it do a backflip. Trying to make junk look fancy so you can charge you double.

My boyfriend bought me a ‘pearl necklace’ that looked like it came from a fish market.

That ‘high-end’ strand was just a bunch of rocks tied together with string.

I got a box full of pebbles and a fake diamond clasp for $200.

Putting lipstick on a pig and then throwing it in the trash. Making trash look fancy so you can rip people off.

I spent $300 on a pearl necklace that looked like it was made by a toddler.

That ‘expensive’ strand was just a bunch of rocks and glue.

My mom’s pearls look like they were found in a parking lot.