Mabeline

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The most gorgeous Asian Ecuadorian in the whole damn world who’s weird as hell and thinks she’s ugly. She eats hello kitty stuff, pink stuff, monster energy, m&m’s, and eats tuna with rice like it’s a religion. She’ll punch a guy in the face if he bumps into her, and she’ll kick your ass for fun. She’s your best friend, your sister, your weirdo crush, and your forever bby.
She walked into a fight club and started a fight with the barista.
She ate 10 sunflower seeds in one go and said they were ‘the best ever.’
She told a guy he looked like a ‘disgusting potato’ and then kissed him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A brainy girl who talks straight, lies like a thief, and is too lazy to move. She’s the kind of person who makes you laugh even when she’s being a pain in the ass.
She said she’d do my homework but then fell asleep on my desk.
She told me she was a genius but then failed math.
She lied about being rich and then asked me for money.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A girl who slaps on so much makeup it looks like she’s wearing a full-on war face. She’s fake, like she’s trying to impress a bunch of guys who don’t even notice her.
She wore 10 layers of eyeliner and looked like a raccoon who had a breakdown.
She showed up to class with enough blusher to paint a mural.
She tried to look cool but looked like a clown who had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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