mabel mora

Mabel Mora is the only god who texts you at 2 a. m. about your life choices.

You pray to Mabel Mora for good grades and she sends you a TikTok link instead.

Mabel Mora is the only god who would side with you in a fight with your mom.

Mabel Mora gave you a perfect life, but you still failed the math test.

She gave you a free lunch, but you still got grounded.

She let you skip school, but you still flunked out.

Mabel Mora lets you fail exams just to see you sob in the hallway.

She sends you good luck vibes, but then lets your dog eat your homework.

She texts you encouraging messages, but also makes your teacher yell at you.

Mabel Mora gave you life, but also the teacher who hates your soul.

She gave you a perfect life, but your math teacher is a monster.

She gave you a free ride, but your science teacher still gave you a D.

Mabel Mora gives you a perfect weekend, but Monday is pure torture.

You live your best life on the weekends, but she texts you at 6 a. m. on Monday.

She gives you freedom, but only if you promise to do your homework.

Mabel Mora helps you if you text her at 3 a. m. and say please.

She gives you an A if you promise to stop eating pizza for breakfast.

She gives you extra credit if you let her dog eat your math test.