Mabel Meat

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The saggy, flappy mess of skin and blubber that hangs off an old lady's arm like a used shopping bag.

My aunt’s Mabel Meat looks like it’s been sitting in a sauna for 50 years.

I swear that Mabel Meat moves when she’s mad.

My neighbor’s Mabel Meat jiggles so much it looks like it has a life of its own.

The soft, wobbly pile of gristle that hangs off an old woman's arm like a sad piece of meat.

That Mabel Meat looks like it’s been sitting in a hot tub for decades.

I can see her Mabel Meat from across the room.

Her Mabel Meat is so big it has its own ZIP code.

The saggy, smelly flap of skin that hangs off an old woman's arm like it's been there since the beginning of time.

Her Mabel Meat smells like old socks and regret.

That Mabel Meat is so saggy it looks like it’s been beaten with a pillow.

I think her Mabel Meat is trying to escape.