Mabel Matiz

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a singer so good she could make a dead man dance and curse his ancestors

Mabel Matiz came on stage and I died. Literally. My mom had to resuscitate me.

That song was so good, my dog got a complex and started rapping.

I listened to Mabel Matiz and my math teacher cried. He said he never wanted to teach again.

a Turkish singer so amazing, she could turn your lunch into a love song

I ate my sandwich and suddenly it was singing about my ex. Thanks, Mabel Matiz.

My pizza started crying and said it loved me. Mabel Matiz did that.

My soup was so moved by her music, it spilled on my pants. It was worth it.

a Turkish singer who could make your cat sing opera and your dad cry

My cat started belting out opera and my dad cried. Mabel Matiz did that to me.

I played Mabel Matiz and my dog howled like he was in a musical. My mom joined in.

My cat was so moved by her music, it started singing and my dad had a heart attack.