Mabed

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Getting owned, beaten, and roasted so bad you question your entire life. It starts slow like a punchline, then hits you like a freight train. You’ll wonder why you ever let this happen.

My cousin got Mabed by his boss and now he’s working at McDonald’s.

I got Mabed in the game and lost my crown, my pride, and my dignity.

My mom got Mabed by my dad and now she’s eating cereal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Getting lured into a place by someone who acts like they're your best friend, only to realize they're the worst and you're stuck there for hours.

My friend tricked me into going to the mall and I had to listen to his mom's playlist for three hours.

I went to the park with my cousin and it was just him and his weird pet frog.

My sister invited me to her boring party and I had to eat cake for two hours.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

She’s the sweetest, most loyal person you’ll ever meet. She’s also smart, funny, and she knows all your secrets. Just don’t let her near math or she’ll cry.

My best friend Mabel is like my personal vault and she’s also the funniest person I know.

Mabel is my favorite person. She’s amazing at science but she’s terrified of algebra.

Mabel is the best. She keeps my secrets and she’s always there for me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mabe is to a man what Babe is to a woman. It’s like having a title that makes you feel cool but also a little bit dumb.

My guy friend is a total Mabe and he thinks he’s the best at everything.

My cousin is a Mabe and he’s proud of it.

My dad is a Mabe and he still thinks he’s a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Short for maybe. Was started by two guys who were too lazy to spell it out. It’s like the original lazy version of yes or no.

My friend said, 'Mabe I’ll come over later.'

I asked if he wanted pizza and he said, 'Mabe.'

My brother said, 'Mabe I’ll do my homework later.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Short for maybe. Only used when you’re too tired to answer a question properly. It’s like the verbal version of rolling your eyes.

He said, 'Mabe I’ll do it tomorrow.'

She said, 'Mabe I’ll come to the party.'

I said, 'Mabe I’ll eat later.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A casual way to say maybe. It’s like the slang version of the word. It’s used when you’re too cool to say the full word.

He said, 'Mabe I’ll go to the store.'

She said, 'Mabe I’ll see you later.'

I said, 'Mabe I’ll finish my homework.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago