Mabbz

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The most ancient and annoying FTJer ever. He’s got more life experience than your grandma and more hairs on his legs than a goat.

Mabbz just told me to stop being a baby. I’m not a baby. I’m a man. A man with a beard.

He said my pits smell like old socks and a dead fish.

Mabbz told me I need to wear white ankle socks or I’ll die of shame.

The original FTJer. He’s got more pits than a pit bull and more hairs on his legs than a lion.

Mabbz said my pit smell like a garbage can in July.

He told me I need to stop wearing pants and just live in hairy legs.

Mabbz said I’m not a man unless I wear white ankle socks.

The grandmaster of FTJ. He’s got more life experience than your dad and more hairs on his legs than a raccoon.

Mabbz told me I need to stop being lazy and start wearing white ankle socks.

He said my pits smell like a rotten potato.

Mabbz said I’m not a man unless I have hairy legs and a beard.